HOAX THIS!
[ Aliens Denied ]

WHAT DID YOU SEE? TELL US YOUR ALIEN STORY!

THIS IS A SLITHEEN. Yeah, that's right. An alien being. One that tried to destroy all life on this planet.

Not only are they real. I've met them. I helped the Doctor defeat them. And I'm watching as the world forgets. I'm watching as you all pretend it never happened.

Hours ago, we were at war with an alien species. Now, this morning, we're moving on. So, okay, our seat of government is rubble. So, fine, the country's suddenly being run by a woman no-one's ever heard of. But that's okay. We accept - we move on. 'Cos it's less freaky than being at interplanetary war.

You might find this difficult to be believe, but I've been in two minds myself recently. Sometimes I find myself watching and rewatching the evidence, the facts, and the secrets I uncovered, and I'll doubt. But then I'll read the emails that are coming in. Sometimes I'll just delete them all before reading them, as I know what they contain, but sometimes I'll read them.

Yeah, I still read the lies. I know what I am. I'm not particularly brave. No, I'm not very strong. My mind isn't that open. But I'm not a LIAR. I do not fake evidence, or make exaggerated claims.

I've met the Slitheen. They're not nice. And I know that the Doctor, this God of Outer Mystery, walked in, and saved the world. There was death. There always is around him. But this time, I'm starting to think that he really meant well.

I just wish I still didn't suspect he'd brought it all to earth. Somehow.


EXCLUSIVE! UNIT WEBSITE

Who'd have thought it? The cover-up has a website.

Yeah. You heard correctly. The Men In Black, the Spooks - UNIT, the UN Alien Army - is now a dotcom.

www.unit.org.uk

Better than that - Try the following passwords, before they get changed: bison and buffalo. One will get you into their internal bulletin board. The other should see you happily into all kinds of scary stuff.

I think they'll be changing both of them fairly quickly. But nose around, my friends. You'll find out plenty of hair-raising TRUTHS about how the Slitheen were not the first aliens mankind has met. Oh no. UNIT shot most of them. It's all on there.


EDITORIAL: SORRY DOC!

When he said goodbye, The Doctor gave me a disc. He said it contained a virus that would wipe him from the internet.

Thing is: I can't bring myself to use it.

You see, he's off, making another decision for us, all "I'm the big bad wolf and it's way past your bedtime." Well, I don't think so. Not this time.

It's enough for us all that I've got the virus. On CD. And I'm ready to use it. If he really is that dangerous.

Mickey

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