HITLER'S CHEMICAL WARFARE UNCOVERED?
[ SPECULATED FACT ]

ARE THESE THE VICTIMS OF A GENETIC ATTACK THAT THE GOVERNMENT STILL DENIES?

Last week, Kim Plowright contacted us with a sighting of the Doctor's Wartime Activities - helping out at a hospital full of mysteriously disfigured patients.

"Empty Child syndrome" apparently left patients unresponsive and so disformed that their faces were kept under gasmaks. But what was Empty Child syndrome?

Well, it's all been solved thanks to our fine friends at UNIT - the international agency responsible for covering up after aliens. They've issued a press release warning about the Schlechter Wolf bomb. Apparently, several have been found recently in the area around Albion Hospital - and UNIT are *really freaked*.

Could it be that these bombs have a PATHOGEN PAYLOAD? Could we be seeing the return of Empty Child Syndrome in the very near future? Wait and see.

HISTORY LESSON: SCHLECHTER WOLF BOMB
The best thing about the internet is that it doesn't just contain pictures of Jordan, but lots of other stuff.

There's very little about "Schlechter Wolf" bombs, for example. That alone is interesting - there should be something about everything on the internet. If there isn't - well, I'm drawing my conclusions.

But, after a bit of careful digging around, I found a grainy picture or two, and a few nuggests. These bombs appear to have been used during raids on London up until early 1942. They rarely exploded - early theories were that they were "a bit rubbish", but a few people wondered if something more clever was going on. After all - why bother blowing up a few buildings when you can poison the water supply?

All this chat about chemical weapons meant that people got very worred - had a poke inside some, found nothing, and either lost interest, or became even more worried.

What if they are Hitler's final weapon?
EDITORIAL

It's been an interesting week. UNIT have changed their password (nice try guys, but we'll get in there, don't you fear), someone's been sending me plans of a nuclear power station, and my ex-girlfriend's been in touch.

Those of you who've been following this site for a while will know that the last fact means trouble. 'Cos if she's around, so is Doctor Death.

See ya next week. If there is one. Mix

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